so it appears all the 'me and your mom' jokes were not very jokes after all

HELLO AXOLOTS well well surprise indeed, instead of your usual 14 day wait, you get a 12 day one instead. What a STEAL indeed.

So today I bring forth you my deepest darkest secrets, my toe dip into the lake of crushes, unrequited and unacknowledged. Here I bring to you my most vulnerable moments in life, where I dare let my body feel these disgusting things called... e m o t i o n s.

ew indeed. But it makes for good #entertainment therefore so it shall be. Pls manifest a bf or gf for me i am on my knees

GOODBYEE