There're many things we like about cats, but one of their numerous features should have definitely been borrowed years ago - their unique ability to fail and then act as if they have just had dinner with the royal family. Because have you ever seen an embarrassed cat? A confused cat? A cat who would happily admit he has just done something stupid? No way! And even if a cat's paw makes the whole world collide, be sure - the cat won't even wink!