Odafin Tutuola, aka Fin, has some of the best lines in Law & Order: SVU. Here are his top 10 oneliners.

(I am horrible at making decisions, so I chose to put them in order of appearance, instead of having the task of putting them in order from 101)

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. All credit goes to NBC and Dick Wolf.

00:0000:22 = 2x03 = “h*ll no, way too late for that”
00:2300:50 = 2x16 = “that’s my Jew”
00:5001:13 = 5x14 = “in case you haven’t heard, Lincoln freed the slaves”
01:1401:30 = 6x10 = “screw hazmat”
01:3101:40 = 8x13 = “oh you’re late cuz you were doing something useful”
01:4002:07 = 9x08 = “about the gun, it got lost in transport from the scene”
02:0802:35 = 11x04 = “what do you mean go?”
02:3603:02 = 12x04 = “fact, you are now all my b****es”
03:0203:19 = 12x04 = “if I were you, I’d keep my distance, I didn’t know he used that kinda language”
03:2003:30 = 12x17 = “no I’m better I actually watch her back and not her backside”