Clyde tries to destroy the lice colony on his head by using antilice shampoo but it's his blowdryer that does most of the damage.
"Lice Capades" S11

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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE WAITING ROOM DAY
Clyde is sitting next to his mother nervously, in the waiting room of the doctor's office. A little girl with a LISP is sitting next to Clyde and on the opposite side of her is HER mother. There is also a random MAN waiting by himself.
CLYDE
This is SO embarrassing...
LITTLE GIRL
I have a EAR INFECTION. What are you seeing the doctor for?
CLYDE
I have... I have AIDS.
The nurse steps in the door with a clipboard.
NURSE
Clyde Harris?
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE DAY
Clyde is sitting on the edge of the doctor's table (in normal clothes) as the doctor sits in the foreground taking notes.
DOCTOR
Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there, good thing they pulled you out of school.
CLYDE
But Why ME, Doctor? Why ME? How did I get this?!
The doctor wanders over to Clyde.
DOCTOR
Well, believe it or not, some lice can actually attach themselves to flies and then wait for the fly to land on someone's head where they can reproduce. And then the lice that live in your head now were probably all BORN there.
CLYDE
Sick.
The doctor hands Clyde a couple of small shampoo bottles.
DOCTOR
This shampoo should take care of it. Use this in the shower your scalp may burn a bit afterwards
(heading towards camera dramatically)
but it should kill... EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
DRAMATIC MUSIC AND THEN INTO:
EXT. LICE VILLAGE EVENING
It isn't dark, but also there's no sunlight or blue sky.
Cut to a shot of a few lice sleeping together.
BOOM DOWN from the village shot to see Travis sitting in the foreground, on a mole, looking concerned with his head in his hands.
TRAVIS
(sighs)
Kelly appears behind him.
KELLY
Travis? Everything okay?
TRAVIS
(sighs, then)
Kelly... I was just thinking about our baby... I want to name her... HOPE.
KELLY
Hope?
TRAVIS
HOPE for a... Chance at tomorrow.
Rain slowly starts to fall... Travis looks up at the sky.
Cut to a shot of the sleeping lice again The rain starts coming down hard enough that it wakes them.
RANDOM LICE
It's raining? Now?
Cut to a shot of a few lice, walking toward camera slowly and looking up. One holds his claw out to feel the 'rain' coming down.
INT. CLYDE'S SHOWER NIGHT
Clyde is naked in the shower, rinsing off.
Clyde reaches out of frame and then pulls in the shampoo bottle and opens the lid He looks at the label.
INSERT Clyde's POV of the bottle 'RIDX' Then it getting poured into his hand.
EXT. LICE VILLAGE EVENING
Travis stands and looks around as some other lice in the distance behind him are coming out to see the rain. He then looks to his right
And sees a group of lice watching as two louses play in the rain Frolicking and dancing around, and laughing.
DANCING LICE
Weeee!!! I love the rain!
LICE
(laughing)
Then cut back to Travis, thinking.
TRAVIS
OH MY GOD.
He runs and grabs his Travis's arm.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
KELLY
What? It's just rain.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW KELLY!
Camera is BEHIND a couple of lice who are watching the lice in the distance dancing around but one of those foreground lice turns around and sees something
HIS POV Some SUD LAVA starts to come through the trees.
LOUSE
What IS that?
Other lice turn around.
The suds come up to one louse who reaches down and pulls some up.
CLOSE UP as he inspects his hand it starts to melt away.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AAHGHGH!! AHGHGHGH!
Now pull out a little wider again to show his legs burning and melting in the soapy lava.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG!!!
REVERSE to the spectator lice
LICE
AAAHGHGH!
HEAD DOWN SHOT The suds wash over the louse and he BURNS AWAY more.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGH!!! HAGHHGHGH!!
REVERSE back to the spectator lice.
LOUSE
RUNNNN!!!!
All the lice run in a panic.
LICE
(CANNED SCREAMING)
SIDE SHOT Some lice run from some sud lava but it catches up to them and they start to burn away.
SHOT Lice run towards camera
SHOT SIDEVIEW A louse being trampled by others.
TRAMPLED LOUSE
GHAHGGHGHH!!!!!
SHOT Wide shot of lice screaming and running in all directions lots of quick foreground passes.
SHOT
MOVING CAMERA SHOT TRAVIS RUNNING WITH HIS EGG BABY AND HOLDING KELLY'S HAND. WHILE LICE RUN ALL AROUND.
TRAVIS
EVERYONE GET UP INTO THE TREES!! WE HAVE TO GET UP HIGH!!