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In which Hank sings a song about being annoyed...and homicidal.

Lyrics:
Hello Evil Lady
at the grocery store
it seems that you don't know
what the express lane's for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
And your

Don't make me kill you
over twenty five cents
I'll give you a freakin quarter
if it makes that much difference
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
OK... that's it,
I'm gonna kill you

That's right I'm gonna kill you
and possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
some kindness and maybe an apology
If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you

I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
who recently invested in a giant SUV
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
If you don't trade it in, I'm gonna kill you"

Yeah I'm gonna kill you
with a car bomb in your H2
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
but I'm gonna kill you

It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over
for some latenight Red Rover
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

Yeah I'm gonna kill you
and all your loudass friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you.

Chords

Verse
AmGF
AmGF
CFGAm
AmGF

Chorus
AmGFAm
AmGFAm
AmFG=Am
AmGF


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/HankGreen
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter:   / hankgreen  
Hank's Facebook:   / hankimon  
Hank's tumblr:   / edwardspoonhands  

John's Twitter:   / realjohngreen  
John's Facebook:   / johngreenfans  
John's tumblr:   / fishingboatproceeds  

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Other Channels
Crash Course:    / crashcourse  
SciShow:    / scishow  
Gaming:    / hankgames  
VidCon:    / vidcon  
Hank's Channel:    / hankschannel  
Truth or Fail:    / truthorfail  

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
  / nerdfighters  
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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