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Uhh...so, description. Um. This video is about butt problems and toilet paper and it will be interesting to see what YouTube's demonetization algorithm thinks about it. Yeah, I honestly don't know what else to say. I am very tired.

Thanks to Hayes Brown for the title.

The beat I used for the butt song:    • Hard Bass 808 Instrumental Trap Beat[...  


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