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Lyrics:

McDs:

Who do you think that youre talking to?
Im not your peer I’m the boss of you
I’ll dip your bitch ass in barbecue
You’re sitting in the court with the big dog bitch im boutta prosecute
You just a prostitute, selling your legs and thighs for the pennies people toss at you
How sad, I cant remember the last time that I had some chicken this bad,
Your patato mash, absolute trash, ya gravy looks like it came out my ass
Ya Cole slaw is wack, and so is ya Mac, ya biscuits are drier than volcanic ash
Ya menu selection is weaker than one bar reception, id rather eat sushi from 711
Than ever set foot in your premises punk, people should run from you like the flash
Aye
One of my damn McNuggets, got more flavor than ya whole damn 12 pc bucket
Time for that old fart in the bow tie to just face facts and say fuck it
You try to start shit with the Golden Arches you’ll wind up facedown with a clown shoe in ya sphincter
Take a minute to envision that mental picture, that kinda trauma sticks witchya mister,
So tell the kernel to suck my McNuts, I can dip em in a little sweet and sour
You should really just give up you thick fuck, you cannot handle this Big Mac power
And fuck all ya’ll herbs and spices, shit tastes like a damn fried oven mitt
But watching you die, ba da da da da, bitch im Lovin it



KFC:

You think you can fuck with the bucket,
Bitch im the Kentucky killer this battle is nothin
And don’t talk shit on the kern, RIP to the big man,
You gonna learn, he’d put you ass in an urn,
But he aint with us no more, so now it’s my turn
Hope that you ready to burn,
Look at my face, do you see any concern
Didn’t think so,
I’mma skin you alive and then wear your bitchass like a mink coat
And don’t compare your shitty ass chicken to mine,
Those fake Nuggets are made of pink slime
And ya Big Macs taste like nuclear waste
Get that fake bullshit up out my face
Ya whole menus a joke
Ya fries always cold and ya ice cream machine always broke
Ughh
There has never been a meal as horrid as a motherfuckin fish filet (ugh)
I’mma do the human race a favor and put you inside a ditch today
Look
Better keep that weird ass clown away from the kids
I Got Chris Hansen on speed dial bitch
And you boutta learn what a McCell is
So one more time for the people in the back
Come and get some chicken not a fake big Mac
And if I ever catch you in my hood
I’mma fry you’re ass ti’ll your finally finger licking good