Every single Monkey News that was featured on XFM, in order.

Monkey News was a regular feature where Karl would tell Ricky and Steve about a story he had read (which were usually from a spurious website or a news article that he had embellished or not read properly) about a monkey doing something unusual or humanlike.

The stories were almost always completely ridiculous and impossible, making Ricky either explode with laughter or with anger at the sheer stupidity of the story that Karl was telling, and at Karl for being foolish enough to accept the story as true.