Behold, Rockotar the Movie AKA I spend and hour talking about a bad Disney sequel movie. Wreckit Ralph 2, Ralph Breaks the Internet.

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All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use

Music used in order of appearance

Termina Field LoZ: Majora's Mask
Overworld New Super Mario Bros Wii
Flopside Super Paper Mario
Meta Knight's Revenge Super Smash Bros Brawl
Title Theme Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Agh Won Goph in Mah Mouph Blecht Ptooey! Fire Emblem Awakening
Koopa's Tycoon Town Mario Party 8
What Can You Do? Fire Emblem Fates
Moo Moo Farm/Yoshi Valley Mario Kart 64
Mogma Theme LoZ: Skyward Sword
Mr. Goofwrench Toontown Online
Contest of Pride Fire Emblem Fates
Prime Time (Studiopolis Zone Act 2) Sonic Mania
Piano Zombie Plants VS Zombies 2
You Call This a Utopia?! Super Smash Bros Brawl
Arena Medley Super Smash Bros For Wii U
Warioware INC Super Smash Bros Brawl
Fort Francis Super Paper Mario
Overthere Stair Super Paper Mario
A Lady's Mirror Fire Emblem Fates
Battle Theme Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Pirate Ship Loz: The Wind Waker
Bowser Jr's Fiery Flotilla Super Mario Galaxy 2
Bowser Battle Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Battle Against a Machine Earthbound
Edge of Adversity Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Inescapable Fate Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Adversity Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Porky's Porkies Mother 3
Fight On! Final Fantasy 7
Dangerous Dinner Kirby's Return to Dreamland
Dark Emperor Hardin Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
Mario/Luigi/Yoshi Circuit Mario Kart Double Dash
Dark Pit's Theme Kid Icarus Uprising
Beneath a New Light Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
Fourside Earthbound


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0:00 Intro
1:58 Bad in Every Way, Even the Intro
2:52 Ralph is Stupid Now and Vanellope is Bad as Well, That Sucks
3:56 Ralph and Vanellope's Friendship Ruined
4:47 Ralph Wrecks Sugar Rush
6:40 Ralph is an Insensitive Jerk Now Too
7:42 The Comedy Sucks, Felix and Callhoun Thrown in the Trash, and EBOY Scene
10:02 Ralph and Vanellope Enter the Internet
11:56 Knowsmore, Auction, and Tantrum
14:06 Spamley, AKA One of the Only Good Things
14:49 Slaughter Race Shenanigans
19:18 The Movie is Too Long and Doesn't Justify Its Length
20:19 Ralph Pity Party and Harsh Judgement of Shank
22:10 Everything About BuzzTube and Ralph's Internet Success is Wrong
25:21 That's Not How Algorithms Work!
26:39 PAINFULLY Stupid Scene
27:31 Terrible Oh My Disney and Princess Scenes
31:44 Ralph Forces People to Watch His Videos
32:38 Abysmal Comment Section Scene
35:28 Vanellope's Cringe Song About Going Turbo
38:00 Ralph Spying Scene Breaks Me and My Patience
40:28 Dark Web and Insecurity Virus Nonsense
42:45 Idiotic Breakup scene
44:47 The Ralph Viruses Are Stupid and Don't Make Any Sense
47:15 Why the Theme and Ending of the Movie Fails
49:01 Destruction is Meaningless and Has No Repercussions
50:18 Final Scenes of this Nightmare
51:44 Conclusion of Why this is the Worst Sequel and Nothing Works
56:33 What I Would Do to Make the Movie Better