Roses are red,
Recipes are long,
Let me show you why that's not necessarily wrong.

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Vids mentioned during the homework segment:
How to Follow a Recipe:    • How to (Actually) Follow a Recipe  | ...  
How to Make an Internet Shaquille Video:    • How to Make an Internet Shaquille Video  
How to Make a Levitating Hot Dog Cooker:    • How to Make a Levitating Hot Dog Cooker  

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0:001:46 What even is a recipe?
1:463:02 Why are recipes like that?
3:024:15 Surprise pancake recipe
4:155:01 How To vs How I
5:015:55 The Misanthrope's Take
5:55 7:11 Beware of Overcorrection
7:118:11 War of the Averages
8:118:49 Homework
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