Let's do a Vitamix noise comparison using decibels to measure some of the most popular models. While the Vitamix company can't make any promises about loudness or quietness, this should give you an ideal of which ones are the most and least noisy. Watch!

the ear muffs I use https://amzn.to/2Ec9eUU
the ear muffs our baby uses https://amzn.to/2VIdRkj

Vitamix links:
direct (free shipping + 20 off ascent†) http://bit.ly/2fI7x8F
amazon (if you cannot buy direct) https://amzn.to/2osrWiD

†$20 off ascent is exclusive to US and Canada

notify us (and get our ebook) http://bit.ly/2TVrnMg

Thank you in advance for using our links,
Shalva and Lenny Gale
Life is NOYOKE
lifeisnoyoke.com

VITAMIX (free shipping links... thanks!)

Tier 1: Loud
780 http://bit.ly/2uk09WH
Pro 750 http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks
A3500 http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC

Tier 2: Louder
A2300 http://bit.ly/2uTB98K
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A3300 http://bit.ly/2uwTW79
5200 http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU
Pro 500 http://bit.ly/1SQvCG4
7500 http://bit.ly/2WmpR6U
Space Saving http://bit.ly/2uihLAb
CR Standard http://bit.ly/2L3ykL0
CR Standard Programs http://bit.ly/2uPwFh1
Cr Next Generation http://bit.ly/2y4NoyL

Tier 3: Loudest
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E320 http://bit.ly/2MyjeNL

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Best Deal Canada → http://bit.ly/2Q2ymV9
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Best You Can Get
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UK: http://bit.ly/2wKFNbf'>http://bit.ly/2wKFNbf'>http://bit.ly/2wKFNbf'>http://bit.ly/2wKFNbf
or...
D: http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC
A: http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq
UK: http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja

Best for Smoothies / Juices
D: http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU'>http://bit.ly/2ufKIxU
A: http://amzn.to/2Fnf0G0'>http://amzn.to/2Fnf0G0
or...
D: http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz
A: http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8

Best for More than Smoothies / Juices
D: http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks'>http://bit.ly/2uSS7ks
A: http://amzn.to/2DGwTxY'>http://amzn.to/2DGwTxY
or...
D: http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC
A: http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq
UK: http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja

Best for the Visually impaired
D: http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz
A: http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8

Best for Grandma
D: http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz'>http://bit.ly/2xlhJvz
A: http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8'>http://amzn.to/2PvEoy8

Best for College Student
D: http://bit.ly/2tOfprT
A: http://amzn.to/2FmN1q9
UK: http://bit.ly/2RZWBkm
or...
D: http://bit.ly/2eL3ho8
A: http://amzn.to/2LUUVZZ

Best for Sensitive Ears (the quietest Vitamix)
D: http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC'>http://bit.ly/2sOM2IC
A: http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq'>http://amzn.to/2HY68Eq
UK: http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja'>http://bit.ly/2EtYdja
or...
D: http://bit.ly/2FosQbl'>http://bit.ly/2FosQbl
A: http://amzn.to/2DHMQDY'>http://amzn.to/2DHMQDY

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