We've discussed before how Timber's energy expenditure could power a small metropolitan area. When his hunger limiter breaks (23 hours), he becomes Supermassive EatBoy and his TimberForce can and often does blast a hole clean through any nearby mountainside. He's a good boy and has been trained to prevent this: He sends waves of telekinetic auradisrupting Husky magic energy directly into nearby peoples' heads, which implants the unshakable desire to delver Timber his preferred kibble. Huskies are a force of nature and require special care, a tin hat, patience, a hyperbolic time chamber for training, blast shields, a sturdy brush, good leash, and an even better vacuum.

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