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DISCLAIMER: if you see a character that you think might be a Mario or Mariorelated character but they do not appear in this video, they are canonically NOT a Mario character. This is the only guide that you will ever need to all things Mario. Anything that appears like it might fit but isn't listed here is probably fake, or fanart, or from another Nintendo game with a similar art style. Trust me dude, this is really all the Mario characters there are and ever will be. I'm an expert at these things. If they handed out degrees on knowing things about Mario, I would have all of them. To prove my vast intelligence on the subject, I will provide four awesome facts about Mario:

1. Mario wears a hat on his head almost all of the time

2. Mario has an 'M' on his hat. The 'M' stands for Mario because that is his name

3. Mario collects coins because he is greedy

4. Mario is hiding under your bed. You need not be afraid. Just do not let him know that you know, and you will be okay

5. Mario likes to jump