Word of Guybrush’s unfortunate predicament has reached the Sea of Thieves. Follow this walkthrough to snap Guybrush out of his trance and unlock every commendation along the way in the second Legend of Monkey Island Tall Tale.

00:00 Intro
00:25 Vote on Tall Tale
00:34 Speak with Kate
00:41 Sail through Archway
00:48 Sail through Tunnel of the Damned
01:08 Dock Ship
01:26 Gainful Unemployment Commendation
01:53 Clear the fog
03:15 Mighty Pirate Sword and Rubber Chicken
07:40 Clearing the Air Commendation
08:53 Journal 1 (By Troll Toll Bridge)
09:34 Memoir Spot 1 (By Troll Toll Bridge)
10:22 Journal 2 (Side of Lookout Point)
11:25 Trial of TreasureHuntery
13:39 Memoir Spot 2 (Forest)
13:54 Journal 3 (Forest)
21:04 Memoir Spot 3 (Stan)
21:22 Journal 4 (Stan)
21:53 Trial of Thievery
22:59 Memoir Spot 4 (Hook Island)
29:37 Memoir Spot 5 (Meathook)
31:38 Stantastic Voyage Commendation
34:05 Memoir Spot 6 (Outside Circus)
37:00 Memoir Spot 7 (Inside Circus)
37:35 Yohoho, and... Commendation
38:05 Memoir Spot 8 (Outside Captain Smirk's House)
39:01 Trial of the Sword
42:43 Memoir Spot 9 (Inside Captain Smirk's House)
44:12 Insults and Retorts
46:16 Ribbsy's Insults and Retorts
46:52 Memoir Spot 10 (Sword Master's House)
47:21 Journal 5 (Path behind Governor's Mansion)


Insults and Retorts:
My deeds are spoken of worldwide!
Well, everyone loves a good joke.

My swordplay will amaze you!
Yeah I'm amazed you've lasted this long.

Your not fit to lick my boots!
I'll be scraping you off mine shortly.

I've met pigs that are scarier than you!
Glad to hear you stay in touch with your parents.

Noone has faced me and lived!
With breath that bad, I'm not surprised.

I'm here to take your life!
It's about time you got one.

I'll wipe the floor with you!
I hope you're better at cleaning than you are at fighting.

I'm the greatest fighter on the seas!
Too bad you met ME on dry land.

Need to catch your breath?
Only from laughing at you.

Noone has ever beaten me in combat!
Oh, so this IS your first time?


Ribbsy's Insults and Retorts:
I'm welcome everywhere I go!
Well, everyone loves a good joke.

I'm an amazing fighter!
Yeah I'm amazed you've lasted this long.

I'll give you a taste of my blade!
I'll be scraping you off mine shortly.

I've met useless wretches like you before!
Glad to hear you stay in touch with your parents.

People tremble whenever I speak!
With breath that bad, I'm not surprised.

Looking at you offends my sense of decency!
It's about time you got one.

This'll be a good clean fight!
I hope you're better at cleaning than you are at fighting.

This fight is going swimmingly!
Too bad you met ME on dry land.

You're looking a little flushed!
Only from laughing at you.

My blade is in perfect condition!
Oh, so this IS your first time?