Will Donald Trump end up in prison for the longest time? His MAGA doowop group sings along, with some special guest appearances from Letitia James (New York civil case), Fani Willis (Fulton County, GA RICO criminal case), Jack Smith (Federal classified documents, and Jan 6 criminal cases), Plus some blasts from the past for the finale!

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Lyrics:

If Fani convicted you tonight
You would still have charges left to fight
What else could Jack do
You tried to stage a big coup
You'll be imprisoned for the longest time

Once your codefendants start to flip
Your defense will quickly start to slip
That’s why it’s sounding
Like you’re in for sweet asspounding
When you are imprisoned for the longest time

Watch when Rudy’s hair begins to drip
Next to Jenna, when he lets one rip
She’s so devoted
Last time his farts gave her Covid
They’ll be in prison for the longest time

When they took down all of your fraud
Up in New York
You lost to that broad
You’re not even a real millionaire
And now you’ll be wearing
An orange prison jumpsuit

Who knows how much further this goes on
Maybe we’ll be sorry when you’re gone
F*ck that, oh hell no
It’s well past time for you to go
You’ll be imprisoned for the longest time

When you lost, you yelled and you swore
You wanted to start
A new civil war
Feds are watching you MAGA Qanon
You’re sad and woebegone
With your laughable cosplay

I hope you don’t try to start some fights
Don’t forget you’re in there with nonwhites
You led a failed coup
But it’s you we overthrew, so
You will be in prison for the longest time



Sources:
Billy Joel "The Longest Time"    • Billy Joel  The Longest Time (Offici...