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LYRICS:
You’ll never see a dark mark on our arms
We’re not the same as we’re portrayed in the movies
And we’re not proud of our parents
Because they killed our friends,
And they helped the dark lord.

But every house is like,
“You suck douchebage
You killed all the mudbloods
Opened chamber
You kill people for fun.”

We don’t care. The sorting hat put us here.
But everybody’s like,
“Dark mark, dungeons,
Crabbe and Goyle fatties
Draco Malfoy whining to his daddy.”

We don’t care We’re not death eaters, we swear!
And we’ll never be killers
It may run in our blood
But that kind of love just ain’t for us
Because we have ambitions
We want to be rulers
Reppin silver and green
And baby we’re slytherin
Not all of us are mean.

My friends and I’ve been made a joke
We get rude glares on the train to Hogwarts
But everyone who knows us knows
We’re not like this we don’t think death’s funny

But every house is like
“Quidditch cheaters, never win the house cup.
Pythons, Horcruxe, some of them are big sluts.”
We don’t care the sorting hat put us here.
But everybody’s like
“Cocky, scumbag, always being bad sports
Jackass, loser, you’re friends with voldemort.”
We don’t care, we aren’t Death Eaters we swear!

We just want to reach our dreams
And we will do most anything
Life is great when you’re on top
And when we work we just don’t stop

And we’ll never be killers
It may run in our blood
But that kind of love just ain’t for us
Because we have ambitions
We want to be rulers
Reppin silver and green
And baby we’re slytherin
Not all of us are mean.