Lyrics:
*all of these cartoon characters
like ScoobyDoo (scoobydoo)
Ray Charles (ray charles)
ninja turtles (BIIITCH)
They all have one thing in common.
A dastardly devilish fellow, with evil powers.
(HELP ME HELP ME HEEELP)
A bad man you might call…..a villain.
(OH MY GOD!!)
I’m a white guy from the forties, and I hate colored people in… *
The Twilight Zone.
I’m ready to mingle
Christian girls ready to mingle
Every time I drop a single
But I’m gonna stay single
Old White dudes making me tingle
Cause they take all of my money
so I can’t buy Pringles
Froot Loops make me Poo Poo
Great Value brand make me have to take a tinkle
D*ck pink like a flamingo
You have fors
(Uhh how’s this thing go?)
Post Malone owns a mobile phone
I witnessed post malone livin in a mobile home
Godzilla and Dragonball villains are standing tall willin and got it all
Willing to take a fall to the villain
I’ll make em look like Krillin
This song is less than 2 minutes long
But I’ll make a killin
Cause your mom lets me wear a thong
Meme by ZacTheFirst on iFunny (thats me bruh!!)
Songs used for instrumental:
Bell Gargoyle from Dark Souls 1
by Motoi Sakaruba
Beat the Devil’s Tattoo
by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (BRMC)
Keep it Between the Lines
by Sturgill Simpson