Egan Bernal, Geraint Thomas, Carlos Rodriguez, Tom Pidcock or Filippo Ganna are some of the INEOS cyclists who are in the doldrums because of the failure of marginal gains. Now, a new superhero, CEO John Allert unveils the team's evil plan to bring the Brits back to win the Tour de France for monsters like Tadej Pogacar or Jonas Vingegaard.