So....you think you're into cars? Well then, do you know how to drive a manual transmission? They say it's the ultimate antitheft device on the market today. Somehow, most car thieves are young, and most of them simply have never had the privilege of learning to operate one.

Well, we have good news. Today, we're gonna teach you the rough basics of operating the clutch, shifter, and throttle on a sweet Pontiac Fiero (edit: apparently, this is a Ferrari F40. We didn't notice, as the stick shift was too distracting with all of its tactile glory).

So sit back and enjoy a quick lesson. Pay close attention, and you soon will be capable of stealing any car you'd like—errrr drive—or whatever.