Are they real? Are they among us? Are we not alone? For years, these questions have captivated and frustrated human beings, with no real answers in our grasp. That is, until now.

Ronald J. Freely is a former Food and Drug Administration official and today he provides, for the first time, substantive proof of the existence of vegetables.

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