THIS IS A FOOTBALL VIDEO. I'M SORRY.

Welcome to the first video in what will be quite a few videos from the US of A. In this almost 25 minute video, you will experience the stark differences between a Premier League game in the UK, versus two strange sort of friendly games in America while learning all kinds of zany facts along the way. I am fully aware that these matches took place close to three months ago, and my response to that is oopsie daisy. Next time we travel south to a land of handguns and humidity big juicy burger for whoever guesses where that is.

We are massive.

Timestamps for the busy folks out there:

0:00 In the beginning...
3:04 Introducing, 'murica
11:08 Going inside for real
15:10 The ball gets rollin'
18:39 The ball stops rollin'
23:08 Ending bit

SONGS FEATURED:

Bad Company Oh, Atlanta
Come on you Brentford Instrumental
HardFi Hard to Beat
HardFi Livin' for the Weekend
The Allman Brothers Band Hot Lanta
Status Quo Rockin' All Over the World
The Prodigy Breathe
The Streets Turn the Page
Tom Robinson Band 2, 4, 6, 8 Motorway

Go nuts.