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Joke 1:
Let me tell you a joke about my immigrant friend Abdul.
Abdul from Pakistan came to America to earn money. After six months he wrote a letter home telling them that he've set up business and have sold 40 mattresses and 5000 panties so far, and earned 50000 dollars!.
He received a letter from his father, telling him to close his shop and come home soon.. there his wife has made 100000 dollars with just one mattress and no panties!.
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Joke 2:
Employee to his boss:
Boss, my motherinlaw died this morning.
I will need time off from work.
I'm sorry to hear that...I understand you. take as much leave as you need.
Thank you, boss!
Any idea when will you return?
well, it will be about 1015 years, it depends how long sentence the judge will give me.
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Joke 3:
Argument between husband and wife over the bank statement.

are you crazy?, You spent 50$ on Beer.
Well, you spent 90$ on make up.
That's I did, so I can look young and beautiful for you!.
That's what the fucking beer was for!.
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Joke 4:
Three friends at a restaurant.

friend 1so how are you?.
friend 2 I am fine.
friend 3 I am doing great!.
friend 3 How about you? you just got married last month?. How's your husband in bed with you?.
friend 1 terrible, he doesn't know anything!.
friend 3 I dont agree.
friend 2 me neither!.
friend 1 surprised!

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Joke 5:
HUSBAND AND WIFE DURING AN ARGUMENT.
I am so tired of you. you don't do anything good for this family. Get out!
If you want me out, I am leaving!.
SO the husband started walking towards the door to get out.
as he walked to the door..
his wife yelled
I hope you die a long, slow & painful death!!
he turned around and said..
SO you want me to stay??

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