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THE JOKE

Little Johnny wakes up one morning and heads downstairs for breakfast...

On the kitchen table is a huge plate of bacon, eggs, and a pitcher of milk.

As Johnny is about to sit down, his mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"

"Not yet," says Little Johnny.

His mother says, "No breakfast for you, young man, until you do your chores."

Angrily, Little Johnny stomps out of the house to feed the chickens...

As he leaves the coop, he kicks a chicken.

He then heads to the field to feed the cows...

When he finishes, he kicks a cow.

Next, he goes to the sty to feed the pigs...

Still angry, he kicks a pig.

When Little Johnny finally arrives back at the kitchen table, he finds just a bowl of dry cereal...

"What happened to the eggs and bacon?" asks Johnny.

"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week... "

"I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either."

Little Johnny asks, "Well, can I at least have some milk for my cereal?"

" I also saw you kick the cow," replies his mother, "So, no milk for a week."

Suddenly, an angry voice comes from the other room...

Tripping, the dad kicks the cat in anger.

As Little Johnny is eating his bowl of dry cereal, he looks up at his mother and asks...

"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"



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