This is Red Dirt Country, home cutoff shorts, sleeveless shirts, and 40pound ham sammiches. Around here, we say things like "warsher", "uul", and "Sweet Buttered Toast!" Sometimes, we jump out of cars for no particularly good reason. So if you got a hankering for some down and dirty howto tech action with whole lot of goofy gooberness, come on down the Red Dirt Rodz, we'll git you fixed, son.
